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Facebook fun - do you like crunchy leaves? Me too!

Posted October 4, 2007 * Comments(0)

Do you like crunchy leaves? Will you go out of your way to step on them? Well you’re in good company. Finally, a social networking site where I can meet people just like me! In fact Facebook has at least 20 groups related to stepping on crunchy leaves:

  • I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On That Crunchy-looking Leaf
  • I Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step on a Leaf That is Particularly Crunchy
  • If I step on a leaf that looks crunchy and it isn’t crunchy, I get sad
  • I Will Go SIGNIFICANTLY Out Of My Way to Step On That Crunchy Looking Leaf

And for the contrarians:

  • I avoid the crunchy leaves in an attempt to be more stealthy and ninja-like
  • i will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking squirrel
  • I WILL GO OUT OF THE WAY TO STEP ON ICE THAT LOOKS PARTICULARLY CRUNCHY
  • Fuck crunchy leaves, it’s all about the pine cones.

And when times get tough, there’s always…

  • Soggy Leaves Mock My Existence!

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